Mr. Potatoe-head himself. He is possibly the reigning champion for All Time Butt of Most Talk Show Hosts, and selected outtakes of his genius still circulate the internet in the form of oft-forwarded "Actual Dan Quayle Quotes" emails.

Remember, this man once speculated that we could probably breathe on Mars, but bear in mind his bosses former boss (Ronald Reagan) blamed acid rain on trees, so this may not be The Most Outlandish Statement ever uttered from the Oval Office.